"They wanted to set an example out of me... Who knew the black buck? I mean today because of me, people know there's an endangered species of deer called black buck, well it's actually an antelope."
I also now know of those pesty highly non-endangered rodent species, "homeless people" as a result of his actions.
I have a hilarious image of him racing round India in a fancy car with a big collared shirt on and shades, knocking out black bucks with a shortgun and a thrilling hollywood slogan "Go ahead, buck, make my day!" before driving into a pile of beggars.
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This is brilliant.
I also now know of those pesty highly non-endangered rodent species, "homeless people" as a result of his actions.
I have a hilarious image of him racing round India in a fancy car with a big collared shirt on and shades, knocking out black bucks with a shortgun and a thrilling hollywood slogan "Go ahead, buck, make my day!" before driving into a pile of beggars.
I hope that you have not been incarcerated for actually vomiting on Kevin's head
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