It’s no good bragging about having a bachelors degree or a knowledge of modern Czech literature when you can’t even work the multiple choice section of match.com’s profile builder. It seems, in my haste to get my own written statement right, I rushed building an accurate portrait of my desired match.
If I didn’t already sound desperate imagine reading a profile that seeks a woman anywhere between 3’1’’ and 8’11''. Also, I checked ‘heavyset’, thinking it meant busty – like having a heavy set. Apparently it does not.
So, before I’m inundated with short and squat dates, I’m changing my profile. Again.
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